I wonder which one tastes better
The breakfast of champions lol
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(Source: floptart)
| me 100% of the time: | nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat |
|---|---|
| also me 100% of the time: | come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please |
My american dream!!!
(Source: abstrakta, via rad1calcunt)
| Obama: | Doesn't want to ban porn. |
|---|---|
| Obama: | Doesn't want to restrict your internet. |
| Obama: | Doesn't want to take away your guns. |
| Obama: | Supports gay marriage. |
| Obama: | Education for all! |
| Obama: | Universal healthcare! |
| Obama: | Wants to continue Planned Parenthood! |
| Americans: | You're destroying this country. |